Please answer! What do I do about this girl I work w/? She's driving me crazy?

Ah, young Eric - welcome to the mysterious and paradoxical world of dealing with women. She seems to stare at you a lot. Is it possible your fly is open, or you have something in your teeth? I would definitely check that out first. Hmm...opening lines...opening lines. Try asking her what she thinks of the deepening political and social crises taking place in the Middle East right now and how social media is changing the face of global communication. If that doesn't work, tell she has nice boobs. Chicks like that. Good luck!